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i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

msjewbooty:

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

reapereverdeen:

*heavy breathing* 

lunchbox-philosopher:

onlyalittlelion:

motherfuckingriverrun:

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

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I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

thatprocrastinatingjean:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

jill-from-the-starz:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

jill-from-the-starz:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

when you draw a good hand

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when you draw TWO good hands

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What about if you draw a good FOOT?

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TWO GOOD FEET, AND HANDS. SHOW ME THAT.

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someone’s gotta document this shit

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

teenpipefan413:

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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